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nathanielthecurious:

hot take -

saying “gen x/baby boomers ruined the economy” is just as ridiculous as saying “millennials are killing fabric softener”, because the fallacy of both is in placing moral blame on individual people for enormous societal and economic trends that happened during their lifetimes, and of which different individuals were examples or counterexamples in different ways.

furthermore -

when young people focus on this kind of criticism of “baby boomers” or “old people” in general, it obscures the truth that privilege is largely inherited in families.

bone-and-brawn:

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pileofknives:

gunsandfireandshit:

womanbecomescow:

straight male directors really express their fetishes thru cinema just like that

Yeah

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This looks like a frame from a webcomic making fun of Tarantino but it’s Real

0162cm:

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https://instagram.com/yeule?utm_source=ig_profile_share&igshid=1r0hnmn8x5i86

idionymon:

listen all this stuff about lesbians being dumb…bottoms can’t drive…gays can’t do maths…I believe none of this. these are tumblr geek traits, and furthermore it is a known tumblr geek trait to be self-deprecating. do not slander all lesbians gays bottoms and bottom aligneds like this. somewhere out there, there is a femme bottom, living her best life, driving fast and doing triple integrals at the same time…and she believes in you.

pharaonicwolf:

thundernlightning-lesbian:

queerpyracy:

queerpyracy:

you know what space travel media is sorely lacking in? superstitions.

don’t give me any bs about future enlightenment eradicating superstition humans are humans and we can barely conceptually handle the sea let alone the Void where there’s far too much room for the mind to wander

on the sea you never stack the cans with the label upside down, lest the ship capsize

in the stars you never crush the cans, lest the fragile walls between you and the abyss be crushed

@faebinding

Especially because REAL LIFE space travel is full of superstitious practices

bunjywunjy:

aimofdestiny:

lifeisawalnut:

bunjywunjy:

fritternx:

bunjywunjy:

heckin-geckin:

bunjywunjy:

bunjywunjy:

piwnymisiek:

bunjywunjy:

bunjywunjy:

jaceriven:

bunjywunjy:

jaceriven:

bunjywunjy:

jaceriven:

bunjywunjy:

I JUST HAD AN AWESOME IDEA FOR A DnD CHARACTER.

a half-dragon, but instead of the traditional Dragonborn humanoid body it’s literally just a small dragon of whatever species the parent was. 

but with a human face.

@bunjywunjy if I understand anything of DnD, its that the weirder the character, the worse the pun in the name needs to be.

I… kind of just want to name him Maniford. 

Manny for short.

What about Man'yfes Drakebody?

(Man-ee-fes)

[man face dragon body, geddit?]

wait wait

what about

MANIFORD MANDRAKE

I like it! Lock in maniford mandrake!

WE’RE DOING THIS. WE’RE MAKING THIS HAPPEN.

what color should this guy be? he’s gonna be Chaotic Good alignment but I’m torn between Silver, Bronze, and Red.

I think I’m gonna go with Bronze. I want the aquatic abilities and I dig the aesthetic.

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just imagine this, but with the face of a dude and a devastating love of puns.

now, how the hell do I even roll stats for this thing???

What class will Maniford be? Sounds like a bard.

I wasn’t sure, but now that you said that I think he is in fact going to have to be a Bard.

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update: I drew the boy!

good Dragonborn, best friend

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what have i made

he’s perfect

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I drew maniford bc I love him

DFJKDSFHJKSD THIS IS GOING ON HIS FUCKING CHARACTER SHEET

DELETE THIS BEFORE MY PLAYERS SEE IT

His character sheet? Don’t you mean the Maniford Manifest?

well, I do NOW.

phemiec:

phemiec:

phemiec:

Identity is a prison! Let yourself respond authentically to each moment as it arrives, without being bound to the narrative of who you think you are! The self is a construct! The truth of your existence is ever changing and infinite as the universe is ever changing and infinite! Abandon the stories of your past selves and be present and alive in this very moment! IDENTITY IS DEAD! THE SELF IS DEAD! YOU ARE ALIVE!

update: i just shaved my eyebrows off

to all the people in the tags asking if they can kin me you have completely missed the entire premise of this post and i salute you

jae.